It’s Christmas time and I like lists.

This is going to sound wrong in so many ways but I am going  to say it any ways, it is not because I don’t believe in the reason for the season, but I really love Christmas for a few things and none of them have to do with religion, please don’t tell my grandma I said that.

So here is a list of reason I love Christmas:

1. Everybody seems to be fucking happy, even on Mondays.
2. Shit gets fancy real fast real quick (this is my way of saying that everything done during the holidays tends to be a little more extravagant).
3. Party over here, party over there, parties everywhere!!!!
4. 90% of homes are decorated and they look so damn beautiful, some of them could bring tears to your eyes.
5. Food, this one needs not explanation.
6. The weather is fabulous (this might just count as a good thing for us southerners)
7. Drinking your way to the ER it’s more acceptable, its the holidays so fuck it I’ll drink a whole bottle of tequila.
8. Free shit!!! Gifts, food, kisses from random people (hey we were under the mistletoe!!)
9. The number of excuses for dressing up, wearing heels and going all out with your make up skills triples.
10. SHOPPING!!!!!

Bonus point

11. FOOD (yes it is that good!!!)

 

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XOXO